Sunday, June 29, 2008

Heart Attack Humor

Ken's cousin sent this and I thought it was funny.

Japanese eat little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than we do.
Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than we do.
Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than we do.
Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than we do.
Germans drink beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than we do.

CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you. Our Government is trying to correct this problem.

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